Paper Mario: Resistance is Futile

You've heard of Paper Mario, right? It's an RPG game about defeating paper enemies. Well, has anybody told you that there exists an unreleased Paper Mario game? It all started when I was creating courses in Super Mario Maker 2 when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and there was a Nintendo Switch cartridge and a note. The note said,

Dear Resident,

''I know how much you like Mario, so I brought you a copy of an unreleased Paper Mario game. Enjoy!''

Sincerely, the Gamemaster

I inserted the cartridge into my Switch and started the game. There was no title screen. It cut to Toads standing in the woods, doing nothing. I thought that that was odd for Nintendo, but I passed it off as a result of an unfinished game. Then Mario appeared, folded up a Toad, and walked to a lab. He unfolded the Toad and tied him to two pencils that acted like posts. Then a giant pair of scissors appeared and cut the Toad into pieces. Two Snifits appeared with a stretcher and put the now cut-up Toad on it. They walked down stairs to a giant furnance and dumped the Toad in it. Text appeared that said "Meanwhile in Toad Town". A cutscene played that showed a Toad walking up to another Toad, remarking, "I sure am glad to have electricity!" The other Toad said, "I don't know what we'd do without technology!"

At that point, I removed the game card from my Switch and never touched it again. It's now in a safe at my house. I will not tell you where it is, nor do I plan to dump it online. I still love Mario, but when I play a Mario game now, I am reminded of this disturbing Paper Mario game.