Hotel Mario: The Cult

It was a dark and stormy night. I was playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate when I got a knock at my door. It was a Philips CD-i with several games. I didn't know who dropped it off, but it took it inside and plugged it in. I inserted Hotel Mario. I had heard how bad these games were, so I expected something at least mildly cheesy. I couldn't be more wrong.

Instead of the normal cutscene, the sky was red, and it was just Mario walking. It cut to Mario and Luigi's house. Luigi was in his bed sleeping. Mario dragged him out of bed and to an open field. He cut him open and ripped out his organs, which he set on a plate. He went to Peach's Castle and did the same thing to Peach. He dragged her to the same field and cut her open, too. He set her organs on top of Luigi's. He nailed their dead bodies to crosses before stabbing himself in the chest. It panned out to reveal that Luigi and Peach were just two out of hundreds of victims. It cut to black, and red text appeared. It said:

"OUR MISSION IS DONE

WE OFFER OURSELVES FOR SACRIFICE

ALL HAIL THE ANTICHRIST"

The CD-i shut off. I put it in a box, never to see the light of day again.