Red Wii

It was 2012, and I had just gotten a brand-new Wii U. I remembered my old Wii though, so I decided to plug it up. It didn't work, so I threw it out. Later, I found an eBay listing of a red Wii for free. The description said, "It's after me. I can't take it anymore. Please, someone buy it and destroy it. Be quick, or he'll catch you..." I bought the red Wii and plugged it up.

The startup had a red background with white text that said, "You are damned. You cannot run. You can only press A to start." I pressed A. I inserted my copy of Mario Kart Wii and booted it up. However, it instantly went to Mario in a level with only a road. He moved forward on his own. I couldn't control him. Then I saw Peach, laying there. Mario ran over Peach, and she exploded into a mess of blood and body parts. I ejected the disc in disgust.

I inserted a copy of New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Instead of the normal title screen appearing, though, there was Mario, looking at the screen. He said, "You are doomed. Mario will-a drag you to his world!" He grabbed me and pulled me in. Now I am doomed to roam the Mario universe forever...